Charged full of controversial one-liners that come with rather cheeky visuals in the accompanying music video, Digital Spy picks out the moments sure to ruffle a few music biz feathers.
Suggesting Tinie Tempah should sell The Big Issue: "Now it's time someone went and got a new job for Tinie - I'm only playing."
Rapping about his own poop: "My s**t's so hard, I'm constipated. I'm over-worked, under-rated."
On Kelly Rowland and The X Factor: "No love for The X... tell Kelly I'm tee-total, but I've got that 'Motivation'."
On lesbian lovers: "I'm coming, I'm coming, for you."
Dappy, the romantic: "I beg someone try and find Max online/ Let her know I wanna smash her from the back."
Dappy, the future star of George Of The Jungle: "King of the jungle, hard as can be/ I dare you to let your chick party with me/ I'm Tarzan and I'm hung like a tree."
Winding up Simon Cowell: "I heard Simon Cowell thinks I'm a little w**ker/ And I'm getting on his t*ts like cancer."
And, oh dear, poor little Joe: "Joe McElderry, oh what a stand-up."
Attacking Alexandra Burke: "Alexandra pull your socks up/ Where your hits at, you ain't no winner/ I feel bad because your voice is amazing/ But your career's getting raped by a mason."
Dappy, the sign language instructor: "I'm coming, I'm coming, for you."
Watch the music video for Dappy's 'Tarzan 2 (I'm Coming)' below:
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