Digital Spy's Celebrity Chart: October 26

Do you ever wonder, just for a second, that certain celebs might be running out of things to say? Earlier this week Sharon Osbourne admitted that "vanity, absolute vanity" drove her to spend £120,000 on plastic surgery, as if she'd subject herself to a face lift, a brow lift, a boob job, a tummy tuck, liposuction and several procedures to remove excess skin because she'd had enough of spending her afternoons in front of Deal Or No Deal. Puh-lease! We can't help but wonder who'll be next to dress up the bleedin' obvious as gasp-inducing revelation. Will Amy Winehouse sensationally reveal that she likes a drink? Will Lily Allen let slip that she can be a bit gobby sometimes? Will Posh Spice admit that she's had a boob job? Oh wait, that last one actually would be quite interesting…

10. Robbie Williams
Stoke-on-Trent's most famous son says some very naughty thinks on US TV. Slapped wrists!

9. Mick Hucknall
The carroty-locked crooner announces that Simply Red are to split in 2009. Mick, mate, can't you speed things up a bit?

8. Dumbledore
We're now waiting for Miss Trunchbull to finally reveal that she's a lesbian.

7. Sarah Harding
The Girls Aloud star decides to strip off during a radio interview. Thank heavens she wasn't chatting to Chris Moyles at the time.

6. Sharon Osbourne
We imagine she'll "admit" to being a bit hotheaded on The X Factor next.

5. David Beckham
After the gazillion hairstyles, the incessant eyebrow reshaping and that dalliance with a man-skirt, Becks is still voted the world's most masculine man. Brian Blessed was robbed!

4. Lindsay Lohan
Li.Lo vows to curb her hedonistic lifestyle… then realises she's signed a contract to party on New Year's Eve. D'oh!

3. Reese Witherspoon
Rumour has it that the Hollywood Blonde fancies a piece of James Blunt. Reese, love, don't even think about it.

2. Russell Brand
Russell for mayor! Russell for mayor!

1. Spice Girls
The feisty five finally hook up to shoot their new video, only for Posh to act the diva, Baby to blub like a newborn bairn and Ginger to start meditating. It feels like 1997 all over again, doesn't it?