Stoke-on-Trent's most famous son says some very naughty thinks on US TV. Slapped wrists!
9. Mick Hucknall
The carroty-locked crooner announces that Simply Red are to split in 2009. Mick, mate, can't you speed things up a bit?
We're now waiting for Miss Trunchbull to finally reveal that she's a lesbian.
7. Sarah Harding
The Girls Aloud star decides to strip off during a radio interview. Thank heavens she wasn't chatting to Chris Moyles at the time.
We imagine she'll "admit" to being a bit hotheaded on The X Factor next.
5. David Beckham
After the gazillion hairstyles, the incessant eyebrow reshaping and that dalliance with a man-skirt, Becks is still voted the world's most masculine man. Brian Blessed was robbed!
Li.Lo vows to curb her hedonistic lifestyle… then realises she's signed a contract to party on New Year's Eve. D'oh!
3. Reese Witherspoon
Rumour has it that the Hollywood Blonde fancies a piece of James Blunt. Reese, love, don't even think about it.
Russell for mayor! Russell for mayor!
1. Spice Girls
The feisty five finally hook up to shoot their new video, only for Posh to act the diva, Baby to blub like a newborn bairn and Ginger to start meditating. It feels like 1997 all over again, doesn't it?