An Inside Soap survey has found that 41% would live in the rural Yorkshire village, while 22% would reside in EastEnders' Walford, and only 20% would move to Coronation Street's Weatherfield.
In contrast, readers believe Coronation Street is the most realistic soap, with Hollyoaks being the most fictional.
The Branning and Mitchell families in EastEnders are the most popular in soapland, with readers asked which clans they would be a member of.
Elsewhere in the survey, 80% of participants called for a further injection of humour into British soaps, while 57% want to see more genuine love stories on screen.
Meanwhile, only 20% of the magazine's readers would advocate more affairs and pregnancy plots.